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HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ShadowRunner » 12 Feb 2012, 01:11


In 1953 help destabilize their country and install puppet leader
In 1988 shoot down one of their airliners
In 1988 join in the Iran-Iraq war on the side of Iraq, attacking 2 Oil rigs and 2 warships
In 1995 Create a trade embargo on Iran
In 2002 Refer to Iran as Axis of Evil
In 2003 Turn down peace/trade offer from Iran
In 2003 Begin incursions and attacks on Iranian sovereign territory using Drones
In 2006 Use the CIA to fund £400m to known terrorist organisations against Iran
In 2007 Raid an Iranian Consulate and kidnap 5 people
In 2008 Increase this use of known terrorists against Iran

2011/2012

Speculate based on zero historical evidence,
move your forces to someone's borders
create a major provocation
assassinate a few scientists
send them a computer virus
sabre-rattle and insult the leaders
apply economic sanctions
repeatedly discuss attacking the country with their enemies
Let slip to journalists that your ally will attack them before Spring
talk about "time running out"
ignore the fact the other two major superpowers in the world don't agree with you
assume this country is stupid enough to use nuclear weapons like you did... etc etc etc etc...

This is how to ensure a war starts...


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby Alessi » 12 Feb 2012, 01:53


Hell, here goes nothing.


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby Majster » 12 Feb 2012, 01:56


Americans want more oid, so must be a war. I hope Iran will ask United Nations for help.


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby Mastakilla » 12 Feb 2012, 02:12


It will be Israel to first attack Iran... Not America.


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ~DJ~ » 12 Feb 2012, 11:09


RIP M8S U ALL GON GET NUKED I'M WITH IRAN


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby [FGS]Kalman » 12 Feb 2012, 12:28


2012 - Accepting ACTA=Civil war
Edit: Lol DJ, kamikaze camels


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ShadowRunner » 12 Feb 2012, 19:39


Mastakilla wrote:It will be Israel to first attack Iran... Not America.


This.

My OP is very one-sided, doesn't mention naughty things Iran did.

What's scary, is if Leon Panetta (USA) says Israel will do it in Spring, then it's pretty definite I think.


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ~DJ~ » 13 Feb 2012, 02:49


FUNNY MENTIONING ISRAEL

WHO GIVES THE $$$ AND THE BIGGEST $$$ TO ISRAEL M8S?


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ~][FGS][Nobody~ » 13 Feb 2012, 11:20


Y HAET


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ~DJ~ » 14 Feb 2012, 04:18


I HATE EVERY WESTERN

BY THE WAY EUROPE ISN'T IN WEST
BECAUSE AFRICA ISN'T WESTERN EITHER


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ShadowRunner » 14 Feb 2012, 19:28


Take a look at the Earth from space, see any borders?


(stfu about Great Wall of China though)


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ~DJ~ » 15 Feb 2012, 04:11


that was stupid on so many levels


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby synthetic » 15 Feb 2012, 15:05


I think stupidity subsumes the biomass more or less indiscriminately from the East to West. What (positive) differences may exist, are generally born from some random event in the local region's past. Tracing from the North to South, it is either too cold to waste time on thinking, or too hot to bother.


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ShadowRunner » 15 Feb 2012, 16:46


Care to elaborate Mr Hidden?

~DJ~ wrote:that was stupid on so many levels


No it wasn't.

You call me Western, but the Romans only got 30 miles past the Scottish border. Same with the Welsh and Irish, Norwegians, Icelandic people, you can't accurately call us Western or European.

It's like me calling you Persian, or calling you African.

Astronauts see no borders, it has a profound effect on their lives. Alexei Leonov was the first, followed by many others who mention this change in their lives and their beliefs. They see the stupidity of segregation.

Globalization was the beginning, one world government is possible in the future.


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Re: HOW TO START A WAR - Postby ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ » 15 Feb 2012, 19:07


I don't think DJ was expressing an opinion on your statement lol




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