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How German are you really? - Postby ShadowRunner » 28 Aug 2013, 17:44




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Re: How German are you really? - Postby Majestic » 28 Aug 2013, 17:55


I got 30/40, so I'm 75% German.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby [FGS]Hawk » 28 Aug 2013, 20:05


To quote the result:

"I'm officially 87% German, according to the very lustig "how German am I" test from Hipstery.com. The average is just 64%. I’m as German as Pfand, Apfelsaftschorle and shouting at people who commit minor legal infractions. Unglaublich! Don’t even try and beat my score."

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An easy way to cheat is just answering by the most likely thing an "angry german" would do.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby RedDynasty » 28 Aug 2013, 20:23


Im 65% german :/


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby ~DJ~ » 29 Aug 2013, 03:39


1/40

Schade, you only scored 1/40 pts, or 2%. You're officially 62% less German than the average.

You’ve much work to do, cultural misfit. Kipp all your windows, pour yourself a schorle, practice your klugscheissing and there might still be some hope for you yet.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby synthetic » 29 Aug 2013, 07:25


DJ haxed the poll :-k



Schade, I’m only 60% German, according to the very lustig “how German am I” test from Hipstery.com. Below the average of 64%. See if you can beat my score, Nachmacher.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby Vexus » 29 Aug 2013, 08:42


I'm officially 67% German, according to the very lustig "how German am I" test from Hipstery.com. The average is just 64%. I’m as German as Pfand, Apfelsaftschorle and shouting at people who commit minor legal infractions. Unglaublich! Don’t even try and beat my score.

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Re: How German are you really? - Postby chin.democ. » 29 Aug 2013, 10:58


Schade, I’m only 47% German, according to the very lustig “how German am I” test from Hipstery.com. Below the average of 64%. See if you can beat my score, Nachmacher.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby [FGS]FlyingGhost » 29 Aug 2013, 14:02


hmmm .,.

I'm officially 75% German, according to the very lustig "how German am I" test from Hipstery.com. The average is just 64%. I’m as German as Pfand, Apfelsaftschorle and shouting at people who commit minor legal infractions. Unglaublich! Don’t even try and beat my score.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby anax » 30 Aug 2013, 02:25


i scored 17/40... Oh nein!!

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Re: How German are you really? - Postby ~DJ~ » 30 Aug 2013, 06:45


WELL GUESS WHAT. I CAN BE 100% GERMAN WHEN I WANT TO BE, AND 1% TOO.
I'M FAR SUPERIOR THAN ALL OF YOU.
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Re: How German are you really? - Postby ~][FGS][Nobody~ » 30 Aug 2013, 10:35


Ur adaptive like camel! :-D


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby ShadowRunner » 30 Aug 2013, 15:26


Ye well DJ, we know you haxxed it like your exam results. Therefore at 82% I am the winner!!!

I am *loving* German yes!!!

Seriously though I am impressed, well done.


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ » 30 Aug 2013, 20:11


55%!
That means I'm more German than not German


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Re: How German are you really? - Postby ShadowRunner » 31 Aug 2013, 18:05


Would be interesting to poll a non-German clan and see the results.




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