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Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ » 28 Jun 2014, 07:51


This thread is about Mastakilla's mojo. No spam pls.


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby Mastakilla » 29 Jun 2014, 11:20


If you're trying to lure me out of the shadows, you succeeded


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ » 30 Jun 2014, 19:34


my job's done here. resigning from FGS on Monday morning.


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ » 20 Dec 2015, 04:28


I'm not sure this topic has been thoroughly discussed


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby ~][FGS][Nobody~ » 20 Dec 2015, 19:25


I doubt it, time to revive then! :matrix:


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby [FGS]Chees » 20 Dec 2015, 21:59


You said no spam so I refrained from posting on this spam topic :-D


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby Vexus » 21 Dec 2015, 03:21


This brings me back when I was 23, almost 24 years old. You guys know about the Costco hot dogs? Well, it's basically $1.50 for a hot dog and soda combo. What I hate about Costco though is that you need some card to get in. So I pretend to work there by driving there every day and dressing up in the usual Costco attire and running the cashier, sometimes running in the back to check out the stock like they tell me.
Anyway, after my clever ruse of pretending to work there, they paid me a good sum of money. About $200 or something like that, I dunno, I accidentally spent most of it on Brazzer porn when I forgot to cancel my subscription (It's like $80 a month btw, make sure you cancel it if you're trying a trial).I spent the reminder of the cash on hot dogs and soda, I've easily bought about 60 or so hot dogs, it was like $100, but it was worth it since it was basically cash that I stole from them anyway.
Not all of them are cooked though, in fact, most are cold. They actually didn't have time to cook 60 hot dogs, go figure. After I got home from work being a goddamn ninja. I ate a good 10 or so. Realistically though, it was like 5, but details. The rest were pretty cold. But an idea came to mind. What if I shoved this inside me?
Sounds insane I know, but at that age, you don't think about the consequences. While it was late at night, I made sure my mom was asleep. She was never the same since my dad left her for another man. I've decided to use the frozen hot dogs as a dildo since my vibrator didn't have batteries, I didn't have the money to buy new ones because of all the hot dogs I had bought.
This was probably one of the worst experiences of my life. The inside of my vagina felt horrible. You know when you put your tongue on a frozen pull it gets stuck? Same metabolic end product, except inside my vagina. I tugged on it trying to force it out. Mistakes were made. It felt like I was tearing the inside of my walls, so instead, I decided to let it "cook," I guess is the way to put it.
Meanwhile I was still horny so I decided to use one of them anally instead. This time I decided to put lubricant on it and let it thaw out a bit. Boy did it feel fantastic! Just looking at the image the OP had posted turns me on and makes me wanna dog right now. This is the closest thing to /r/anime_irl I've seen yet.
I later put the hot dogs in the freezer in the garage so I can use it later. I put the rest of the hot dogs in the freezer in the kitchen, so I know they were clean. I later wake up the next day and decide to ram the clam again. Today was my birthday, which was pretty recently, so wish me happy birthday!
Or not, I'm use to it.
Anyway, I was turning 24, and my mom decided to make hot dogs. So you can tell where this story is going, but I'm here to surprise you. I went to check the garage fridge where I had lewd frozen hot dogs to make sure they were there.
And to no one's surprise, they weren't there.
By the way, I'm shitty at surprise story telling.
Anyway, I later discover she had cooked the hot dog in the fridge, I didn't want to eat for obvious reasons, I had already ate too many hot dogs, otherwise I would've had some. My mother doesn't like to waste food, so I know for a fact, that she ate a hot dog that was in my ass and my vaj.
I really can't look her in the eyes anymore. She tries to avoid making eye contact with me due to how much shame I bring to her. But I like to think I'm also avoiding eye contact with her as well, because she might've ate my shit-cumed hot dog.


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ » 21 Dec 2015, 05:05


i was gonna read that

then i smelled reddit


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby ~][FGS][Nobody~ » 26 Dec 2015, 23:39


Wtf is this.. either Vexus turned into a bot or into a girl. :-s


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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby Vexus » 31 Dec 2015, 07:15


~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Wtf is this.. either Vexus turned into a bot or into a girl. :-s

just a copypasta


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~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Is there anything I can put in your mouth to make you stop talking rubbish? :-s

anax wrote:wow you are amazing. like this woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl4B9NA-NLE

[FGS]Kalman wrote:Lol I thought for 2-3 months everybody talks like a sir here, then I realised it's the forum's censorship

~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Oh my god.. why are small minded people just so... SMALL MINDED! ](*,)
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Re: Mastakilla's Mojo - Postby anax » 06 Jan 2016, 05:29


She's lying and fooled us all the entire time since 2012


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