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Mastakilla
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That part had me confused but it's probably what made it funny to me  It's how me and my friend talk when we pretend to know German.
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~][FGS][Nobody~
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I'm confused.
Also, we got the Euro! The Deutschmark retired about 10 years ago.
Nobody is perfect... ----------------------- ô¿ô¥[GODZ]¥NOCHANC wrote:I can ban any one I want ANY time I want. You have no rights here.
Magus wrote:Maybe one day I will understand your arcane rituals of voting 
chin.democ. wrote:You can use light bulbs that emit light, and when shot, do not.
synthetic wrote:and while every person is interesting in their own unique ways, there is some degree of uniqueness that a doctor can help with.
~ô¿ô~][FGS][Nobody~ said: THERE IS NO SPOON!
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~DJ~
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did not google translate! fixed the 'spelling errors' in the firefox 
That Resident Evil Mod———— ~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:DONT SEARCH WORDS ON GOOGLE WITHOUT TINKING
~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~ wrote:you+serious=error
chin.democ. wrote:It's just what you're doing with your right hand that worries me....
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~Blade~
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
TétrãHýdrøÇäññÂßîñø£Mastakilla wrote:If you bring even a thousand players to DX I will come over and suck your male sex organ.
I really will.
~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:...you're doing the best to decrease my rationality at the moment.
jager774 wrote:He starts a fight and blames you for starting it and bitching on it. OKAY KEN.
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Mastakilla
!Lysergsäurediethylamid!
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Wait did Nobody just say the Deutschmark was retarded? Wow... I wouldn't take that if I were german... Anyway got some funny metabolic end product to share if you don't mind a little bit of reading. Bear with me, this is an interview on some canadian rapper Madchild, and the interviewer is taking the urine and Madchild goes along with it and keeps answering all serious. Gets especially awesome at the end XD Oh and I'm high, bear with me nao http://www.chrisnieratko.com/swollenmembers.phpDo your own people treat you weird because you're such a light-skinned black guy?
Who me? I'm white. I'm a honky.
Oh, this is the white one? Sorry. How's that going for you anyway?
Being white? C'mon. I thought you liked our album. Man, I don't think about things like that too often. I mean, I am quite handsome.
Did you know you were white before I mentioned it?
Yeah, I had a pretty good idea. But thanks for letting me know. I'm also very handsome.
It goes on with random metabolic end product about being Bruce Springsteen and making his mother cry. Epic interview  also I'm missing quite a few smileys. That's the main point of this post. Where the *love* are my smilies?
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~Blade~
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what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
OH NO I DINT
TétrãHýdrøÇäññÂßîñø£Mastakilla wrote:If you bring even a thousand players to DX I will come over and suck your male sex organ.
I really will.
~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:...you're doing the best to decrease my rationality at the moment.
jager774 wrote:He starts a fight and blames you for starting it and bitching on it. OKAY KEN.
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[FGS]FlyingGhost
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~Blade~ wrote:what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
OH NO I DINT
BUUUURN XD
Mounir12 wrote:Hey guys i am Mounir i was banned cus i lam bugged so someone can unban me (btw i want to be memeber of fgs)
~DJ~ wrote:I don't want to discuss anymore, he's outta his mind!111
ShadowRunner wrote:Altfire is not altfire without Ichotolot...
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Vexus
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~Blade~ wrote:what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
OH NO I DINT
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ShadowRunner wrote:lolz, the mayhem of this thread is huge...
~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Is there anything I can put in your mouth to make you stop talking rubbish? 
[FGS]Kalman wrote:Lol I thought for 2-3 months everybody talks like a sir here, then I realised it's the forum's censorship
~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Oh my god.. why are small minded people just so... SMALL MINDED! ](./images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif "Brick wall")
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ShadowRunner
It's over 5000!
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Did you know you were white before I mentioned it?
Epic. One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I`m sorry honey, I`ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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Fear
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Hah good one Rollo.
Not rude but ye:
Walked into a Chinese restaurant, pointed to the nearest waiter and shouted HEY YOU!
The waiter came over and said, How u no ma name?
Mildly rude and short:
Playing golf the other day, took a swing and accidentally hit a woman between the first and second hole. There weren't much room for a bandage.
Rude:
Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's female sex organ. She slapped him and said not to do that because her female sex organ had teeth and it would bite!
Years passed and little Johnny grew into a man. He was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her breasts, when she said, "Are you ever going to feel my female sex organ Johnny?"
"I can't!" replied Johnny, "All female sex organ's have teeth!"
"What do you mean? My female sex organ doesn't have teeth!" his girlfriend replied, "Look I will show you!"
Johnny's girlfriend opened her legs wide for him to see and she opened up her female sex organ hole as far as it would stretch.
"Your right!" said Johnny, "But I'm not surprised you have no teeth, with gums like that!"
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