Rude joke

[Mastakilla]

That part had me confused but it's probably what made it funny to me
It's how me and my friend talk when we pretend to know German.

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

I'm confused.
Also, we got the Euro! The Deutschmark retired about 10 years ago.

[~DJ~]

did not google translate! fixed the 'spelling errors' in the firefox

[~Blade~]

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

[Mastakilla]

Wait did Nobody just say the Deutschmark was retarded? Wow... I wouldn't take that if I were german...

Anyway got some funny metabolic end product to share if you don't mind a little bit of reading.
Bear with me, this is an interview on some canadian rapper Madchild, and the interviewer is taking the urine and Madchild goes along with it and keeps answering all serious. Gets especially awesome at the end XD

Oh and I'm high, bear with me nao

http://www.chrisnieratko.com/swollenmembers.php

Do your own people treat you weird because you're such a light-skinned black guy?

Who me? I'm white. I'm a honky.

Oh, this is the white one? Sorry. How's that going for you anyway?

Being white? C'mon. I thought you liked our album. Man, I don't think about things like that too often. I mean, I am quite handsome.

Did you know you were white before I mentioned it?

Yeah, I had a pretty good idea. But thanks for letting me know. I'm also very handsome.

It goes on with random metabolic end product about being Bruce Springsteen and making his mother cry. Epic interview also I'm missing quite a few smileys. That's the main point of this post. Where the *love* are my smilies?

[~Blade~]

what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

OH NO I DINT

[[FGS]FlyingGhost]

what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

OH NO I DINT

BUUUURN XD

[Vexus]

what's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.

OH NO I DINT

l0l0l0l0l0l00l0l0l

[ShadowRunner]

Did you know you were white before I mentioned it?

Epic.

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.
His wife turned over and said, "I`m sorry honey, I`ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again.
This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[Fear]

Hah good one Rollo.

Not rude but ye:

Walked into a Chinese restaurant, pointed to the nearest waiter and shouted HEY YOU!
The waiter came over and said, How u no ma name?

Mildly rude and short:

Playing golf the other day, took a swing and accidentally hit a woman between the first and second hole. There weren't much room for a bandage.

Rude:

Little Johnny was only six years old when he tried to feel his sister's friend's female sex organ. She slapped him and said not to do that because her female sex organ had teeth and it would bite!
Years passed and little Johnny grew into a man. He was sitting in his car with his girlfriend, rubbing her thighs and squeezing her breasts, when she said, "Are you ever going to feel my female sex organ Johnny?"
"I can't!" replied Johnny, "All female sex organ's have teeth!"
"What do you mean? My female sex organ doesn't have teeth!" his girlfriend replied, "Look I will show you!"
Johnny's girlfriend opened her legs wide for him to see and she opened up her female sex organ hole as far as it would stretch.
"Your right!" said Johnny, "But I'm not surprised you have no teeth, with gums like that!"

[ShadowRunner]

but why is there runny toothpaste?

BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked.
AFTER SEX; you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once you are f****d.