My DXMP Book

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My DXMP Book

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Since Messiah wrote a book and Phantom is writing a book, I don't want to be any lesser of a playa and have started working on my own. It's titled

My Battle
How DXMP Made Me homosexual
by Random Undead

The following is an excerpt from the book, a chapter after which the book got its subtitle: "How DXMP Made Me homosexual". It can be found between the chapters "Waiting for the Last Bullet (Still)" and "The French Question".
All events described are factual and in no way exaggerated. In the interest of safeguarding the privacy of persons mentioned in the book, all names are replaced with their game alias.

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Re: My DXMP Book

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Wtf is this crap retard


Well looks better than the metabolic end product Messiah wrote up.

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From what I see, the title of that book is
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The french question is answered by the Last Bullet
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Im actually really interested in reading this.
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anax wrote:The french question is answered by the Last Bullet
No you got it wrong, the last bullet has been pondered by the french question
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DaniSaggenza wrote:
anax wrote:The french question is answered by the Last Bullet
No you got it wrong, the last bullet has been pondered by the french question
I hope they don't discover the last bullet and make it shoot faster :alc:
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anax wrote:I hope they don't discover the last bullet and make it shoot faster :alc:
U got it genius!
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Re: My DXMP Book

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Yes where is the book!?!? :D
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