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So like, my house is fucked
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 15:47
by SPAZ ROFELZ
House got flooded, pictures in a post below.
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 15:57
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
Holy metabolic end product... that sux man.
But not related to DX: MOVED
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:01
by SPAZ ROFELZ
This is DX related, it's me. I AM DEUS EX.
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:08
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
Hmm... true true...
You are EX-Deus, because I am DEUS 8)
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:18
by SPAZ ROFELZ
Ok I made the thread better:
So yeah, I took on God this weekend and he decided he'd kick my ass by sending a biblical flood to my house, pictures below:

Round 1 God sends a mass of water to beat the metabolic end product out of my house.

But AHAH he didn't see this one coming, Spaz fights back by closing the muthafucking door!

At this point God called the emergency services who evacuated us, thus meaning God won, but I say it was a close battle.
The Aftermath

This is the house from the front, I used to have a normal driveway and a fence there... *love* knows where that is now.

This was the view from inside the kitchen, sorry bout the shitty quality but I was in a bit of rage when I took the picture.

This door was actually blown open by the force of the water/debris.

No idea what the *love* happened here, this used to be concrete...

This is the view from the back door into the kitchen, the doors held but the water came in anyway...

That shed was full of old tires and lawnmowers. Apparently that's what took out the fence. *loving* God...
So ye, my house is fucked. Donate or God will smite you.
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:37
by ShadowRunner
You had insurance right...
and where the hell is that?
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:41
by SPAZ ROFELZ
It's in ireland, and ye insurance has covered it all and we're looking at 7-8 months of work until the house is finished and 20k-40k in compensation.
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:44
by Kothar
damn.... did you happen to have natural disaster insurance? o.O
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:46
by sniper
hahaahhaha hobo
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:46
by SPAZ ROFELZ
Lol, because there was a river beside our house we had to get it assessed when we were attaining insurance, according to the assessor the river was never gonna be in a position where it could damage the house. So we're getting compensated to the balls.
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 16:50
by ShadowRunner
bet that deluge came as a bit of a surprise then...
is your priceless GOTY CD ok though?
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 17:19
by IchoTolot
nice swimmingpool 8)
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 17:42
by ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~
Spaz's vibrators could be anywhere!
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 18:58
by [DXA]{E.d.H}hdd21
THAT SUCKS!
is your priceless GOTY CD ok though?
Even if not my slimline is avalable
But yeah flooded house must SUCK!
My areas vunrable to flooding too. my grandma got flooded.
(who lives just down the road)
Posted: 19 Aug 2008, 19:08
by ShadowRunner
I blame the US government's HAARP.
http://www.haarp.net
sue them as well...