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artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 15:08
by anax
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 17:38
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
Ugh.. 3 times bigger than a normal heart. :S
Well, still better than death, lol..
So yeh, we'll need bio-cells soon!
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 18:03
by Mastakilla
3 times as large as a normal heart? Why not use it externally LOL
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 18:15
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
Hmm ye, that's a point.. but its goal is better quality of life and on that aspect, I prefer my heart to be inside me and not hearing it beating in my arm lol..
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 18:18
by Poor
"and his heart grew three sizes that day"
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 19:30
by ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~
It says one of the main concerns about this sort of stuff is the low battery life.. the technology of wireless-charging an electronic device already exists, I think they should be able to solve this quite soon. AUGS 4 EVERYONE
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 02 Jan 2014, 21:25
by Mastakilla
~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Hmm ye, that's a point.. but its goal is better quality of life and on that aspect, I prefer my heart to be inside me and not hearing it beating in my arm lol..
External heart drive though
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 00:00
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
Mastakilla wrote:~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Hmm ye, that's a point.. but its goal is better quality of life and on that aspect, I prefer my heart to be inside me and not hearing it beating in my arm lol..
External heart drive though
Unfortunately, yes.
Better would be, if the heart could use the body's energy to operate.
Or at least, place the accumulator inside too and add an external connector for loading them.
So, every night you plug yourself to the socket.

Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 01:02
by Mastakilla
~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Mastakilla wrote:~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Hmm ye, that's a point.. but its goal is better quality of life and on that aspect, I prefer my heart to be inside me and not hearing it beating in my arm lol..
External heart drive though
Unfortunately, yes.
Better would be, if the heart could use the body's energy to operate.
Or at least, place the accumulator inside too and add an external connector for loading them.
So, every night you plug yourself to the socket.

Better pay your electricity bill

Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 01:26
by anax
Mastakilla wrote:~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Mastakilla wrote:~][FGS][Nobody~ wrote:Hmm ye, that's a point.. but its goal is better quality of life and on that aspect, I prefer my heart to be inside me and not hearing it beating in my arm lol..
External heart drive though
Unfortunately, yes.
Better would be, if the heart could use the body's energy to operate.
Or at least, place the accumulator inside too and add an external connector for loading them.
So, every night you plug yourself to the socket.

Better pay your electricity bill

we're fast becoming like Gunther XD!!
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 01:30
by [FGS]Chees
So one might die if they plug the mobile phone in the only free socket before bed time....oops wrong plug!!
Maybe a Kinetic charge would be better. Or Heat Transfer Charge if ever perfected.
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 18:15
by chin.democ.
Soon everybody will want one, it will allow people to keep over eating saturated fats!
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 19:01
by Mastakilla
I'm holding out for artificial lungs
Hell, shouldn't that be easier then a freaking heart?!
Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 19:13
by chin.democ.
Yeah then we can keep smoking!!! Let's hope the NHS will fund this too so these unhealthy lazy gits cost the tax payer even more!!!
who needs discipline when you have artificial organs!!!!
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Re: artificial heart woah
Posted: 03 Jan 2014, 23:49
by Mastakilla
Wait, since when is there a stereotype about smokers being lazy?
