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Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 01:56
by DaniSaggenza
This is a huge text, so I'll make a little TL:DR in case you're really retarded.
TL:DR -> You're retarded.


First of all, there goes a hint, if it wasn't clear guys, I've been pretty much laughing of all of you for over 6 years, but then again, you guys are so dumb you can't notice obvious things even if they're in front of your own eyes.

I deleted the Discord server because I wanted to *love* up all the effort most of you put on it, I myself just made it and added 3 roles, but some other 'tards decided to work a bit hard on it, shame I don't give a single damn about people who can't get over the 1.70.

You guys are actually so dumb you didn't realize Phantom was bypassing all the MTL fixes because I been always helping him to cheat, it was fun to get on Hivescum and share out info from their private forums.

You guys are actually so retarded you didn't realize I was the one DDoSing your servers back in 2013-2014 when there were good ATDM / 0A games.

You guys are actually so virgin you are gonna make a new Discord server in order to continue your "hard work" (mostly crappy mods made by 4-5 programming rookies who can't get laid) and make DX great again.

You guys are actually so autistic you need to lick eachother balls in order to feel good about your very poor shitggaming skills (Most of coders mappers and homosexual from this game are pretty much comparable with furries, because of the mental retardation of course).

You guys are actually so damn stupid you think I'll read all the replies you guys are gonna post below.

And, seriously, YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HELP YOU ALL TO MAKE THIS GAME GET ALIVE AGAIN AFTER YOU WROTE 2 POSTS TALKING metabolic end product ABOUT THE OP? (Which, let's be honest, was the hottest player from the game, the one who most laid got and is taller than all of you)

I don't have much time to write more so I'll make a little description from worst losers I've seen around here:

-> Carlos: You're a nice guy but your problem is that you're homosexual and if you don't get your daily dose of cock you go nuts, tho you can also go nuts if no one plays your shitty maps which can be made in 20 mins if you have 20 IQ.

-> Kai: You're so dumb you think someone is gonna play your OpenDX crap, no one plays this game anymore and no one has interest in testing your crap, go and get laid, female sex organ.

-> Fear: You're an interesting one, tho you were a female sex organ the first years I met you you became normal prob because of some disease you got, anyways you're still a bit retarded yourself.

-> Ken: You are a nice dude tho we never got along, if you were less homosexual maybe we could have been friendz. (Hope everything goes well in your life, anyways)

-> Solid: Muslim, retarded, and thinks someone likes him, his attitude is worse than getting a blowjob with brackets, anyways if we make the following operation: Midget + Muslim + Bad Attitude we got as result = Virgin, so that's your curse, eternal virgo (and Muslim).

-> Anax: Anax is nice despite the fact he got laid thru the net cos IRL he can't get metabolic end product.

-> Machete: Completely ill and retarded, also needs to get girls thru the net.


If we sum up the heights of all those cunts and we make an average we still get less than 1.50.

Have fun in life, and remember, all of you compared to me are pure metabolic end product.

Kisses, Juan

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 04:50
by machete
This is much better than the last Juan drama. This is even better than most of Darko's content.

On a serious note, you are genuinely mentally ill (borderline personality, bipolar, DD-NOS perhaps?). It's no wonder your thing with Bajas lasted for about 2 weeks after she actually met you. I never liked you but I hope you get the help you need.

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 08:07
by anax
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i knew something like this was coming from a mile away but never imagined you to have the balls for it.
At least I got laid without failing several times, sometimes it takes longer, there's no shame, specially when i tried to help in that area of things.

many metabolic end product aside though, the entire idea was that games could be organized, even if you faked it, if you were this salty about that not happening enough for your taste, you could have just left the server. You know I never liked that augs was getting less active than everything else either, but deleting the server to grow your boner beyond 5 inches is a low-blow. Enjoy in day and seek a *loving* therapist.

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 08:11
by Defaultplayer001
Hey there! I don't think we ever talked, I'm a member of the Reddit.com/R/DXArchive project.

First of all, you're clearly not in a good place, so I'd like to say that regardless of how I or others feel about what you've done, that I hope you get some help.

Second. thanks for demonstrating the need of Discord chat logs in the archive, which will now be present! Unfortunately, I never considered the DXMP server at risk, and never saved it.

Luckily, it was a relatively new server and didn't have that much in it, and I did obsessively save all DL links posted. So thanks again for killing it now rather then later.

I created the https://www.reddit.com/r/dxmp/ subreddit a while ago, and will now be using it to backup stuff on the server/other stuff as it comes up.

Thanks again for reminding me to constantly save stuff, and for giving us a place free of your control and influence.

I look forward to the new server being better then the last due to this.

Here's a link for you or anyone interested! https://discord.gg/75UpZhy

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 11:40
by ~TheClown~
And I was actually hoping you were trying to redeem your previous shitty behavior by actually being a half decent person for a change. You were doing so well, but eh, cunts will always be cunts I guess.

P.S. Nice touch on almost exactly copying Darko's style of posting, even down to the same ego-tripping balls that everyone who reads it just KNOWS is bull. Even when you go full retard you still can't actually think of anything original to contribute.

Now, if you don't mind, Image so the grownups can have some peace and quiet.

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 12:32
by machete
I was vaguely toying with the idea of posting an absolute nuclear holocaust of a reply to this thread but then I realised that I just don't care enough about you. Also my DX bestie Anax talked me out of it.

He can feel free to contribute his feelings on the matter. He knew what I was going to post about. I'm out because I don't want to get sucked into the dramapocalypse.

By the way, it's fun that you mock Anax and I for meeting girls from the internet when you can't even do that right.

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 12:53
by anax
machete wrote:I was vaguely toying with the idea of posting an absolute nuclear holocaust of a reply to this thread but then I realised that I just don't care enough about you. Also my DX bestie Anax talked me out of it.

He can feel free to contribute his feelings on the matter. He knew what I was going to post about. I'm out because I don't want to get sucked into the dramapocalypse.
Dude was about to release proof you don't match up in the relations department. You COULD DM him yourself to continue male sex organ measuring, if you're not a vag. But we're above that.

ED: Dani, if we're all about to cave into drama for the lul or otherwise, your ego and skull are too thick to be hurt, but the inside is like jelly.
You're legit the Argentinian Darko, why the *love* are all your posts becoming longer than your penis mate?

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 31 Dec 2017, 13:34
by machete
Decided not to descend

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 01 Jan 2018, 02:10
by Ermac
DaniSaggenza wrote:
You guys are actually so dumb you didn't realize Phantom was bypassing all the MTL fixes because I been always helping him to cheat, it was fun to get on Hivescum and share out info from their private forums.
The GOAT player of DX will be honored to be mentioned at the beginning of his post.
It's the sign that he is still haunting him.

I bet that nobody is enough stupid to trust the bs of this pervert in 2018.

HNY all!

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 03 Jan 2018, 00:59
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
DaniSaggenza wrote:This is a huge text, so I'll make a little TL:DR in case you're really retarded.
TL:DR -> You're retarded.


First of all, there goes a hint, if it wasn't clear guys, I've been pretty much laughing of all of you for over 6 years, but then again, you guys are so dumb you can't notice obvious things even if they're in front of your own eyes.

I deleted the Discord server because I wanted to *love* up all the effort most of you put on it, I myself just made it and added 3 roles, but some other 'tards decided to work a bit hard on it, shame I don't give a single damn about people who can't get over the 1.70.

You guys are actually so dumb you didn't realize Phantom was bypassing all the MTL fixes because I been always helping him to cheat, it was fun to get on Hivescum and share out info from their private forums.

You guys are actually so retarded you didn't realize I was the one DDoSing your servers back in 2013-2014 when there were good ATDM / 0A games.

You guys are actually so virgin you are gonna make a new Discord server in order to continue your "hard work" (mostly crappy mods made by 4-5 programming rookies who can't get laid) and make DX great again.

You guys are actually so autistic you need to lick eachother balls in order to feel good about your very poor shitggaming skills (Most of coders mappers and homosexual from this game are pretty much comparable with furries, because of the mental retardation of course).

You guys are actually so damn stupid you think I'll read all the replies you guys are gonna post below.

And, seriously, YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HELP YOU ALL TO MAKE THIS GAME GET ALIVE AGAIN AFTER YOU WROTE 2 POSTS TALKING metabolic end product ABOUT THE OP? (Which, let's be honest, was the hottest player from the game, the one who most laid got and is taller than all of you)

I don't have much time to write more so I'll make a little description from worst losers I've seen around here:

-> Carlos: You're a nice guy but your problem is that you're homosexual and if you don't get your daily dose of cock you go nuts, tho you can also go nuts if no one plays your shitty maps which can be made in 20 mins if you have 20 IQ.

-> Kai: You're so dumb you think someone is gonna play your OpenDX crap, no one plays this game anymore and no one has interest in testing your crap, go and get laid, female sex organ.

-> Fear: You're an interesting one, tho you were a female sex organ the first years I met you you became normal prob because of some disease you got, anyways you're still a bit retarded yourself.

-> Ken: You are a nice dude tho we never got along, if you were less homosexual maybe we could have been friendz. (Hope everything goes well in your life, anyways)

-> Solid: Muslim, retarded, and thinks someone likes him, his attitude is worse than getting a blowjob with brackets, anyways if we make the following operation: Midget + Muslim + Bad Attitude we got as result = Virgin, so that's your curse, eternal virgo (and Muslim).

-> Anax: Anax is nice despite the fact he got laid thru the net cos IRL he can't get metabolic end product.

-> Machete: Completely ill and retarded, also needs to get girls thru the net.


If we sum up the heights of all those cunts and we make an average we still get less than 1.50.

Have fun in life, and remember, all of you compared to me are pure metabolic end product.

Kisses, Juan
Hmm.. apart of my disappointment about not dissing me too, you are banned for using admin color.

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 04 Jan 2018, 11:21
by TheWolf
He sounds like the kind of guy who is going to let a big brollic black dude name TheWolf *love* his wife while he is at work.

Edit: isn't Dani that emo kid with the purple hair and stuff? LOL why don't you go play the violin wrists to the tune of "Asking Alexandria" while crying about how shitty your life is. Heres the only female sex organ you'll ever get bud: https://www.fleshlight.com

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 04 Jan 2018, 11:22
by TheWolf
machete wrote:
anax wrote:
machete wrote:I was vaguely toying with the idea of posting an absolute nuclear holocaust of a reply to this thread but then I realised that I just don't care enough about you. Also my DX bestie Anax talked me out of it.

He can feel free to contribute his feelings on the matter. He knew what I was going to post about. I'm out because I don't want to get sucked into the dramapocalypse.
Dude was about to release proof you don't match up in the relations department. You COULD DM him yourself to continue male sex organ measuring, if you're not a vag. But we're above that.

ED: Dani, if we're all about to cave into drama for the lul or otherwise, your ego and skull are too thick to be hurt, but the inside is like jelly.
You're legit the Argentinian Darko, why the *love* are all your posts becoming longer than your penis mate?
Alright, boys. Straw poll time.

Which one of these guys gets puss?

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Cast your votes, lads.
Looks like the introduction of a homosexual porn movie to me

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 05 Jan 2018, 05:02
by anax
TheWolf wrote:Looks like the introduction of a homosexual porn movie to me
Canadians give no shits JFC

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 06 Jan 2018, 18:43
by Psycho
That's the biggest reaction that I've seen towards Neymar leaving Barcelona.

Re: Hurricane Jane

Posted: 07 Jan 2018, 16:43
by Ermac
Neymar left Barcelona?