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Skilgannon · Post by **Skilgannon** » 02 Oct 2008, 21:10

As a Brit, I can officially tell you that Welsh will not get you laid. Seriously, the inventors of that language just stuck a bunch of letters together with no regard for pronunciation or poetic license.

Example you ask?

CHLLLLLFYYDID.

You can recognise Welsh churches 'cause they're the ones with all the gob running down the walls. Nice new avvy btw Chris....

Vaan · Post by **Vaan** » 03 Oct 2008, 13:06

if ya wanna get laid the best language is english 8)

Skilgannon · Post by **Skilgannon** » 03 Oct 2008, 13:13

Rofl! Hmmmm, what about Japanese?

Vaan · Post by **Vaan** » 03 Oct 2008, 13:16

from my experiance every boby wants to *love* a english guy, so theres no need to speak any other language

Skilgannon · Post by **Skilgannon** » 03 Oct 2008, 13:18

:smt004 Yeah, we're just too sexy.....

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 03 Oct 2008, 13:56

Coming from an Irishman, it is obvious that the world hates Britain for being Americas little bitch and for also being complete tools when they're abroad.

If you wanna get laid, you gotta be Irish.

Skilgannon · Post by **Skilgannon** » 03 Oct 2008, 15:40

Not all Brits are tools when abroad, but I do take your point. As for America, it needs a swift kick up the arse. Hopefully it's getting one with it's economy crashing. Yeah, Brit or Irish. But not the permanently pissed, pub-crawling Irish. The Horse loving Irish is better. Especially since they like a good *love*.

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 03 Oct 2008, 15:51

Horse Love = Mr Hands

Drinking = win

Skilgannon · Post by **Skilgannon** » 03 Oct 2008, 20:30

Mr hands?

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 03 Oct 2008, 23:26

You're best off not asking

Skilgannon · Post by **Skilgannon** » 04 Oct 2008, 01:36

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