Why try? I'm that guy,

Holden Caufield from "Catcher in the Rye",
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there,

Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare,

Me to him not a liver


Been much better off as a still birth, (I'm not putting up a pic of that one. -Skil)
Big let down unparralled,
Like the last episode of "Seinfeld",

Or Jack Lemmon


Pepsi Challenge

Just fizzed out with my wires crossed,
Buttons pushed but never went off,
Like Martha I will self-destruct,

The name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck,

Just cursed as f*ck with no such luck,
My future plans include not much!
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me,
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me,
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me,
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck!
Wanna be a Ghostbuster,

First black President


Got shot down like Larry Flynt,

Felt like sh*t like a bowel movement,

Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it,

Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I'm handsome,
Couldn't get off if I held a pimp for ransom,

Feel like Jimmy Stewart


Toxic Shock Syndrome

Like Pee Wee Herman

See the future in the palm of my hand,
Psychic Friends Network loser,

Large phone bill in my very near future,
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard,
Playing poker



Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me,
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me,
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin' more than me,
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck!
Most likely to suck!
Most likely to suck!
Most likely to suck!
Most likely to suck!
Most likely to suck!
Hehe, that was fun!

Once again, the song is Magna Cum Nada, by The Bloodhound Gang


I'm sure you'll all go rushing off to Napster or Usenet now to look for it.
