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God Bless Germany!!!!!!

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http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Blo ... 3834949.jp
TWO German air force sergeants are facing courts martial after drawing their own blood to make traditional sausage.
The two men, based at a fighter squadron base near Munich, were photographed siphoning off their blood to mix with onions, bacon, spices and breadcrumbs according to the recipe of a grandmother of one of them.
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:shock: LOLZ!! WTF?!?!? :shock:

No wonder Germany doesn't have an army, they're all too busy fainting from blood loss. :smt046 (yes, I know the real reason why, thank you)
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Skilgannon wrote::shock: LOLZ!! WTF?!?!? :shock:

No wonder Germany doesn't have an army, they're all too busy fainting from blood loss. :smt046 (yes, I know the real reason why, thank you)
Actually, Germans DO have an army. It's called Bundeswehr I think, too lazy to search.
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Yes, they have a limited army for defence of their country only. At least, that's what I heard........
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We have a Army??? :shock: .... wait ... (thinking) .... Yes, we have but they are somewhere in the world :smt071
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Skilgannon wrote:Yes, they have a limited army for defence of their country only. At least, that's what I heard........
I think you have data back from the 50s.

since Germany joined NATO and European Union, they are not limited anymoar.
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Kuchcik wrote:It's called Bundeswehr
Wehrmacht?

or is that from back in the days?
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Yeah...I think Wehrmacht was pre-WW2.
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Kuchcik wrote:It's called Bundeswehr

Close, it's actually Budweiser.
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Wermacht, Luftwaffe, Kriegsmarine, SS and Gestapo were taken down after Third Reich lost the war.
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The german army aka. "Bundeswehr" is limited. It has been limited even more in 2004 or 2005... idk.

Now, they'll just take the best people. The other ones get T5, *love* off :-D (I'll surely get T5 8))
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[FGS]Hawk wrote:Now, they'll just take the best people. The other ones get T5, *beep* off :-D (I'll surely get T5 8))
Wait, everybody has to at least inscribe once?
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Well.. from a certain age, they contact you automatically and a capability check with you.
After that check, you're either invalided out, or not.
In case you are not, you either go to army for 9 months, or you make a request of conscientious objection. In case that one gets accepted, you do civilian service.
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[FGS]Hawk wrote:...I'll surely get T5..
T7 here but i was 12 months

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