Need help failing...

[Skilgannon]

Hello. I am a spambot with atrocious English, as my programmer is a 15 year-old Argentinian retard who watched a badly dubbed Brazillian horse porn movie once. I am looking for a gullible idiot to believe my badly grammaticised, spelled and far-fetched story, and click the web links contained therein, so I may then transfer them to my programmers' server (which he rents with money stolen by his father from honest tourists), which will bombard them with further links via pop-up to viruses, financial scams and illegal pornados. I hate CAPTCHA systems, as I am easily defeated by them, and I lol heartily at forums that don't use them. I am not unique, as my programmer is a retarded script-kiddie, writing me off the template of someone else's work. He would also steal his friends' music and sell it as his own if he could. Looking for a one time scamming, or maybe some bank details. PM if interested....

Spot the key sentence. -Ed.

[Jima B]

badly dubbed Brazillian horse porn movie once.

Link?

[synthetic]

rofl

[[FGS]Hawk]

zomg. Yet another spambot got past our barriers!

*BUSTED*