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Happy Birthday Daddy!

Post by ShadowRunner »

Same day as my mum in real life, so I should remember...

Enjoy the day, cos it all goes downhill from 32...

Soon you will enjoy:
1. no more sex with teenagers
2. having to buy L'Oreal for Men moisturizer
3. hearing those lectures from loved ones about kids, houses, proper jobs
4. playing less computer games at work, because you are now the boss
5. Finding a grey hair in your beard
6. Taking even longer to orgasm
7. Pissing twice as much every day
8. Melatonin production shutdown - you find a wrinkle and so did your gf
9. Getting drunk on only 1 litre of beer
10. Being an adult longer than you were a kid and being "mid-thirties"...

Oh yes, Happy Birthday Obe Wan...
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Happy birthday Icho!
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Post by Kothar »

OH YEAH ANOTHER YEAR OLDER!!!! WOOOO

lol happy birthday ICHO!
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happy birthday... God :>
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Happy Birthday dear Icho ... :wink:
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Happy Birthday Icho :-D
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Post by IchoTolot »

thanx thanx and again thanx :happy:


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