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GOD HATES SHRIMPS

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There are these Americans who stand in the street demonstrating and protesting. They carry signs "God hates homosexual" - They are churchgoers who don't like homosexual people.

In Leviticus the Bible says we should not eat Shrimps or Prawns etc... certain seafoods are forbidden or frowned on by God.

So some other people in America have formed a group called the PASTAFARIANS, who also stand in the street, in fact outside homophobic churches and carry signs "God hates shrimps" in order to ridicule the homophobes.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Leviticus 11. 9-12
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Lol! I love it when people take the urine out of bigots! :smt044 :smt036 :smt037

EAT THIS BIGOTS!!! :firing:
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oh yeah lmao i found an awesome church sign generator out of that... hehe
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I never ate prawns or had homosexual sex anyway...
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ShadowRunner wrote:I never ate prawns or had homosexual sex anyway...
Good for you, Rollo. Good for you.
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I have partaken of the food known as King Prawn Chow Mein, but never been bummed. Hmmmm, wonder if there's a hidden message there?................
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Lol..Quite a lot of entertainment out there from people who read the Bible literally.
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ShadowRunner wrote:I never ate prawns or had homosexual sex anyway...
God hates Sike then :(
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F*CKING ROFLMFAO!!!!!
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ShadowRunner wrote:I never ate prawns or had homosexual sex anyway...
lol you havent lived till you've done them both...


at the same time.
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Never cared for prawns....
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Vaan wrote:
ShadowRunner wrote:I never ate prawns or had homosexual sex anyway...
lol you havent lived till you've done them both...


at the same time.
Rofl!
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I think I should show this to RTK...

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That manpig Kiri should enjoy it.
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