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It is entirely fictitious. If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page. Lonely-Hearts adverts that you may see at the back of any tabloid newspaper or magazine, are set to become even more cryptic. Many tabloid newspapers have released a statement to the effect that all adverts will become entirely acronym based, in order to save print space. Examples of possible adverts were given in the Press Release we received: VGL BF WLTM N/S M W/GSOH & OHAC", all of which apparently means: "Very good looking black female would like to meet a non-smoking male with a good sense of humour and owns his own house and car." We decided to test the new system and asked a volunteer to create his own Lonely-Hearts ad.













lonely hearts ads abbreviations